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Memes for Jesus Community — Joke of the Day

13 Christian Dad Jokes -

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Which famous Bible character had no parents? Joshua, son of nun. What is God's favorite chord?  Gsus Who was the smallest person in the Bible? Knee high miah! Why did Jesus stand at the door and knock? Because Peter had the keys. Did all of the animals in Noah's Ark come in pairs? No, the worms came in apples. Who was the most business savvy woman in the bible? Pharoah's daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and pulled out a little prophet. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. What car did the wise...

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Christian Joke of the Day

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Christian Joke of the Day

   A pastor is golfing on a Sunday. St Peter looks down from heaven and says to God "You have to punish him for this!" God agrees. St. Peter continues to watch as the man finishes the rest of his game, under par for every hole and even a few holes-in-one. He storms angrily up to God "You call this punishment?!" God smiles. "He's a pastor, golfing on a Sunday, and he just played the best game he's ever had. Who's he going to tell?" Hey, thanks for reading - we hope you enjoyed it! We work hard on our...

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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

  Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like...

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A Search for a Pastor during Bible Times

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A Search for a Pastor during Bible Times

   Dear Member, We do not have a happy report, as we have not been able to find a suitable candidate for pastor of our church thus far. We do, however, have one promising prospect. The following is our confidential report on the candidates:  Adam: Good man, but has problems with his wife.  Noah: Former pastorate of 120 years with no converts. Prone to unrealistic building projects.  Joseph: A big thinker, but a braggart. Interprets dreams. Has a prison record.  Moses: Modest and meek, but poor communicator; even stutters at times. Sometimes blows his stack and acts rashly in business meetings.  Deborah: One word—female.  David: The...

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21 of the Best Veggie Tales Memes

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21 of the Best Veggie Tales Memes

Because, who doesn't love Veggie Tales???       Hey, thanks for reading - we hope you enjoyed it! We work hard on our page and site and would appreciate it if you gave our shop a look - see it here - you can save 20% today when you use code "save20" at checkout! Our Top Sellers  

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