A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But, Officer,” the man protested, “I can explain.” “Be quiet,” ordered the officer. “You can sit in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, sir, I just wanted to say—“ “I told you to stay quiet! You’re going to jail!” A couple of hours later the officer checked in on the man and said, “You’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood when he gets back.” “I doubt that,” answered the prisoner. “I’m the groom.”
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