Christian Joke of the Day


A son says to his father, "Dad I just passed my drivers test and I was wondering if you could help me buy my first car".
His father said he’d make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible everyday, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.’"
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said "Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair…and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
The Dad replied: ’Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?’

"Jesus and the disciples didn't walk every where. It says they were all in one Accord."

"But Jesus doesn't speak of his Accord. Probably because it never breaks down."

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