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Eve's Online Dating Profile

funny Meme of the Day

 

Eve

Sex: Female

Age: About 15 minutes since I was invented, 
but I don’t look a minute over ten minutes old

Location: Over by some ferns

Height: A tall vine

Weight: A bunch of sticks

Body Type: Only female type there is

Favorite music: Birds

Favorite movies: Birds

Favorite food: Birds

Hobbies: Being tempted, birds

Personality: VERY easily tempted

Turn-ons: Adam, 

Income level: A handful of beautiful sticks

Looking for: The only other person in existence

 

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