Bible Character Dating Profiles: Noah

Bible Character Dating Profiles: Noah

Bible Character Dating Profiles


Sex: Male

Age: 950

Location: Uh... good question.

Body Type: Bit of a beer-gut.

Favorite music: “Flood” by Jars of Clay

Favorite movie: Not that Russell Crowe garbage they made about me.

Favorite food: Unicorn

Hobbies: Collecting Poké.. I mean... animals.

Personality: Bit of an alcoholic, but if you wanna live, you’re stuck with me.

Turn-ons: Dry Ground

Turn-offs: Rain

Career: Ship Captain



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