Bible Character Dating Profiles
Location: Uh... good question.
Body Type: Bit of a beer-gut.
Favorite music: “Flood” by Jars of Clay
Favorite movie: Not that Russell Crowe garbage they made about me.
Favorite food: Unicorn
Hobbies: Collecting Poké.. I mean... animals.
Personality: Bit of an alcoholic, but if you wanna live, you’re stuck with me.
Turn-ons: Dry Ground
Career: Ship Captain