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Bible Character Dating Profiles: Jonah

Bible Character Dating Profiles


Jonah


Sex: Male

Age: Younger than a Ninevite.

Location: Not Nineveh.

Height: Taller than a Ninevite.

Weight: Less than a Ninevite.

Body Type: Better than a Ninevite.

Favorite music: That choir of vegetables I met in the whale.

Favorite movies: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie

Favorite food: NOT seafood.

Hobbies: Complaining. Hating Nineveh.

Personality: I’m amazing. I’m a fantastic person and much better than those miserable Ninevites.

Turn-ons: Non-Ninevite women.

Job: God’s most holy prophet.

 


 

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