Bible Character Dating Profiles
Age: Younger than a Ninevite.
Location: Not Nineveh.
Height: Taller than a Ninevite.
Weight: Less than a Ninevite.
Body Type: Better than a Ninevite.
Favorite music: That choir of vegetables I met in the whale.
Favorite movies: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
Favorite food: NOT seafood.
Hobbies: Complaining. Hating Nineveh.
Personality: I’m amazing. I’m a fantastic person and much better than those miserable Ninevites.
Turn-ons: Non-Ninevite women.
Job: God’s most holy prophet.