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Bible Character Dating Profiles: Esther

Bible Character Dating Profiles:


Esther


Sex: Female

Age: 14

Location: Persia

Height: Flawless

Body Type: Flawless

Favorite music: “A King, a Queen, and a Very Blueberry” by VeggieTales

Favorite movies: One Night with the King

Favorite food: Sandwiches

Hobbies: Foiling the wicked plots of Haman. Spending time with my cousin, Mordecai.

Personality: Loyal. Prayerful. Unrelenting.

Turn-offs: Being banished to the Island of Perpetual Tickling.

Job: Queen of Persia. (Sorry, I’m not actually single, my friends made me do this as a joke. Also, I’m probably too young for you.)

 



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