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Bible Character Dating Profiles: Adam

Bible Character Dating Profiles


Sex: Male.

Age: Just a little older than Eve.

Location: Eden.

Height: A bit taller than Eve.

Weight: Not sure how to answer that.

Body Type: Buff. Like, in the buff. I’m nude.

Favorite music: The mating call of the giraffe is a favorite of mine this time of year.

Favorite movies: What’s a movie?

Favorite food: Salad.

Hobbies: Tasting fruit.

Personality: My parents say I have a great personality. Or they would, if I had parents.

Turn-ons: Eve.

Job: Naming animals. It’s a pretty great job. Hopefully I get a promotion soon.


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