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75 Christian Pickup Lines -

  

    • For you I would slay two Goliaths.
    • You float my ark.
    • Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
    • Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
    • So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!
    • I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
    • The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?
    • My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.
    • I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
    • Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
    • I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
    • Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
    • How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
    • If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
    • Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
    • I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
    • I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
    • I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
    • When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
    • I put the “stud” in bible study.
    • I didn’t know angels flew this low.
    • I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?
    • Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
    • Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
    • Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.
    • What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
    • I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
    • I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
    • Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.
    • You make me want to be a better Christian.
    • You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
    • I’d part the Red Sea for you.
    • What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
    • Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
    • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    • Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
    • I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
    • You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
    • You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
    • Do you want to be accountability partners?
    • On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
    • I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
  • I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
  • I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
  • Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
  • You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
  • You are perfect, except with all the sin.
  • Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
  • How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
  • Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.
  • It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
  • If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!
  • Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
  • My parents are home, wanna come over?
  • I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”
  • I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
  • I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
  • Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
  • Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
  • The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.
  • High, I’m Will, God’s will!
  • I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.
  • You make me want to be a better tither.
  • As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
  • You must be a Bible verse, because I can’t stop memorizing you.
  • You… complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.
  • I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.
  • God told me I can break my fast for you.
  • Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
  • Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
  • How about you and I go light a candle together?
  • Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
  • We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
  • I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
  • I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
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