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13 Christian Dad Jokes -

funny Joke of the Day

Which famous Bible character had no parents? Joshua, son of nun.
What is God's favorite chord?  Gsus
Who was the smallest person in the Bible? Knee high miah!
Why did Jesus stand at the door and knock? Because Peter had the keys.
Did all of the animals in Noah's Ark come in pairs? No, the worms came in apples.
Who was the most business savvy woman in the bible? Pharoah's daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and pulled out a little prophet.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
What car did the wise men drive to see Jesus? Honda Accord. The Bible says the wise men all came in one accord.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
At what time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza? Jesus can’t be topped.
Need an ark? I noah guy.

 

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